Sexy Beasts, Hiccups & Mice

Okay, so apparently its been a while since I’ve opened this page up and typed into this little box and press the giant orange button thats down there and just asking to be pressed. So, yeah...Ooh, interesting news. I went to see Avatar..again. And right at the most serious moment, when they’re all about to go into battle and someone’s crying and someone’s dead. Right at that moment. I got the hiccups. It was awful. The cinema was packed and my friend couldn’t stop laughing at me, so I was laughing hysterically too. And this fat woman who was sat next to me glared at me, I don’t see why, i mean, she had been coughing her lungs up all the way through it. Then this other guy with a beard turned around and glared at me. So I slid down my seat and died.

Nothing else even remotely interesting happened in the rest of my half term. It basically consisted of sleep, get up, write, eat, drink, sleep, gasp at Eastenders, sleep, chuckle, watch dvd’s, write, sleep...Yeah, you can see the pattern. Lots of sleeping and writing.

Anywhoo, THERE IS MURDER HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

It’s awful. In the attic above my room is a family of mice. At least, i assume they’re related. Although I shouldn’t really jump to conclusions. Anyway, they scratch the floorboards and at first I thought it was Victor and just about died but then my mam mentioned it and I was like, Ooh. But she’s got the gardener to set up traps! And Gerard is now going to die. I named him =P But its not faiirrr. So I am going to go up there (when i gain the courage) and set off all the traps and then burn them and then set out food for Gerard and his mouse buddies.

Anyways, i don’t have much else to say except Matt Damon is a sexy beast ;) *Gasp* Yes, I did just post that on the interweb, oh dearriess. Heh, no one cares. Unless he belongs to the Invisi Clan...Hm. If he does; Haiii, Matt ! XD

Toodles xxx

Split Personalities, A Dwarf Called Eric & Valentine's Day

Okay, so my life has decided to go the wrong way without even asking me. Seriously, come on, life. How nasty is that? Stupid life. The bully. I hope he dies.

Anywhoo, I bet ya'll wondering why I'm shouting at Life and his annoying ways? Well, if you really must know (nosey people) I is moving house. Yupp. My big ol' lovely house has been sold and we have until the 22nd March to get out or we DIE...Nah, I'm only joking, we don't die. Although knowing my luck I probably will. Ah, it just gets me so annoyed and sad 'cos I love this house so much and blergh. I wish we didn't have to go, but ya' know, that's Life ain't it? All about moving on.

On top of all this house crap and all the other stoof that had been going on lately, one of my best friends, who i thought was my friend, has decided he doesn't like me the way I was and had the cheek to tell me to change my personality. I was gobsmacked, because earlier on in the year he was all, 'Oh, stop being so sad and depressed all the time.' So I did that and was happy and stuff and theenn, he tells me to stop laughing and screaming and generally being me because he's embarrassed. Well. I didn't know what to say. And then, he goes to his friend. 'I can't wait for sixth form when I can ditch these retards.' So I got in a bad mood with him and we argued and now I'm ignoring him (: I know, I'm probably over reacting but I dunno, he just gets on my nerves so much sometimes. Like, sometimes he can be proper awesome and others he's just an idiot. Come on Invisi Clan, I need some help with this one. Please?

For some reason I'm watching American Idol auditions on Youtube...I don't even watch American Idol. Heck, I don't even live in American...X-Factor all the way ;D

Anywhoo...nothing interesting happened today. Oh, lunch time was hilarious. Me and my friend went into art so she could finish her surreal painting or something and I ended up writing a really random story about a dwarf called Eric, and apparently I can't say dwarf properly. I dunno. But these lads suddenly said, ' Can I just ask, who the hell is Eric?' And I was like, 'He's a dawrf.' And they all laughed at the way I said it. Evil boys.

But oh well, last night i bought a load of badges and when I get them, I'll let ya'll know what they say. Some were rather funny but I can't remember what they said. Heh, I fail.

Okays. So. Valentine's day coming up...SCREW IT. I'm sending myself a card and chocolates. Why not? The only person who will is truely loyal to you is yourself. Wow. That was deep. Sheesh. I can't believe I'm writing this much about such a stupid day. I know what you're thinkin, Invisi Clan, 'she's only shunning it because she's alone.' Well...yes. Yes, I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. Any offers to take me out and buy me nice stuff? Didn't think so. XD

Oh..I forgot to be a robot...Ah well.

Toodles xxx

Love, Detention & Dancing Drunkeness

What an interesting weekend. I could tell you about every single second of what happened and what I did and where I went and that would be incredibly BORING. So let's just stick to the juicy bits, shall we? Wells. To cut a long story short, I GOT DRUNK. ;D How awesome is thaatt?! It was so funny. You know that posh party I was talking about the other day? Yeah well, i wore the dress and it wasn't that bad because i got my hair cut and I discovered make up..I know, the shock, but don't worry, I'm still happy, fun, depressed, kinda fat, little old me (: Anyywayyss, me and my dear friend, Lizzie, went to this party and at first we were like; 'oh dear. It's full of old people and it's gonna be bad...' But the girl we came with ran off with her cousins so me and Lizzie decided to explore. It was amazing. We filled the lift full of balloons, filmed stuff in the toilets, dance and got insanely drunk on Red Bull and Vodka...But all is well. There's a video on Youtube of us dancing to the Ke$ha song; Tik Tok. I shall give a special post to the first person who can find it. ;D

In other news this totally awesome and sweet boy is sad because the love of his life is ignoring him and I'm trying my very hardest to cheer him up but I don't think it's working. I fail in the art of cheering people up, seriously, I just end up pissing them off or making it worse, so I just try to make them life by saying/doing stupid things. While on the subject of love and fancying people don't you think it's pretty awful when you love someone but they love someone else and they talk to you about it and you're just like, OhMyGerry, please get the hint. It's so annoying.

...Not that I know what love is, I am only 14 after all.

Oooh, my mam had to go see my form tutor today. Everyone had to do it, it was like a year 9 options thingy. Mine was pretty bad. I mean, I got my options sorted and everything but then I got put on report and got an after school detention for something totally stupid. Talking. Seriously, everyone else was talking, just because she was sat opposite (this is my ICT teacher by the way) and then she goes 'you lot are talking tripe [wtf?] so you can stay behind.' We were laughing for ages. It was me and these two boys i got moved next to. They're funny guys. Except ones a bit of a dick when he's with his friends.

So basically I'm not allowed to have an opinion or a personality. Please look out for my robotness in my next post. It should be interesting to hide my true feelings from everyone. ;D I'm gonna try it.

Have a nice Tuesday/Monday, wherever you are, Invisi Clan.

Toodles !
RobotPhil xxx